Communications to the Academy

Contact Information

Click this icon to send mail to Grobius.
Click this icon to send mail to Fishe.
** The Academy Hot Desk is manned 24 hours a day, except on shorter ones **

"A pox upon't, ye cursed caitiff blatherskites!" We teach BUBONICS as a Second Language here at the Academy: We don't care what language you speak as long as you speak our language

This is the G&F Academy Useless Form Page

This page has been provided for people who visit the Grobius & Fishe Academy Web Site and feel more comfortable when they get to fill out a form. We are perfectly happy to let you do this, but don't expect us to do anything with it when we receive it. (Maybe we will, however, if your comments are interesting enough.)

THIS PAGE IS COPYRIGHTED , meaning that if you copy it you are right, but if you do it wrong or send us anything not properly filled out on this page we will sue you

Name and Address Information




City*: State:
* This is rather important, as we are not accepting any entries from Salt Lake City, Cleveland, or Glasgow.

Postal (ZIP) code:

Country: Other:

(You may enter your Province in 'State' if you are from Canada; if your country is Bosnia, I'm afraid we can't fit in Herzegovina in that field, but you are welcome to visit the ACADEMY anyway. If your Country is not on the list provided, select one nearest to you -- we live in a Global Village, so who cares?)

Comments & Curses can be entered below


(This is the preferred method of communication, since normal mail might take a few weeks. However, click the following button if you would like to receive a prospectus and other details in writing.)

Yes, I would like to receive documentation in the mail (ha, ha)

If you wish to submit your brain to us for the Great Experiment, please go Here

You can also call us at our 1-800 number: 123-4567

Send us E-mail for more information

[Our Snail Mail Address, in case you are uncomfortable sending things over the Internet, is: Polaris, c/o Mr. Claus, 1 Elvendale Rd., NPOLE (dot rudolf) No Zip]

get this gear!

This page brought to you by Fishe and Grobius

Have a nice day, OK?
The Rest of Your Life Begins Tomorrow